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State your case in the form above. Be precise and concise. If someone has wronged you, state that person's name clearly. I will consider each and every case and mete out judgement accordingly! Some judgements are quick, others take time. I know best. This I promise: Perfect justice will be served to all — the living and the dead!!

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You will have to account for your words and deeds.
If my investigations show that your appeal is groundless,
be prepared for double the trouble!!

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© 2008 Supreme Lord of The Court of Final Appeal

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